Multiplay Games Table

You could, of course, opt for individual slices of bar-based fun – a specialist table football table, for example, or a snooker table, but if you’re after less clutter, wouldn’t it be great if something was available that had 20 pub games in one?

Hang on a second – it’s the 20 in 1 Multiplay Games Table!

At 0.8 metres high, 1.2 metres wide and with a length of just over a metre, this will tuck snugly into a small area of any Man Room, seeming almost insignificant to the uninitiated visitor.

At some point, though, they’re going to say, most likely after a few pints of shandy, “Why, what the jevil is that funny-looking table conthrapshion tucked shnugly in a shmall area of your man cave, mate?”

And you’ll reply, “That, my friend, is the 20 in 1 Multiplay Games Table, containing table football, dominoes, knock hockey, skittles, chess, marbles, poker dice, backgammon, pool, ringtoss, horseshoe, playing cards, chequers, tic-tac-toe, magnetic darts, shuffle board, glide hockey, magnetic American football, pick-up sticks and table tennis.”

“That’s really amashing!” will come the reply.

You’ll nod, sagely, then add, “It’s a sturdy, wood-based product, with each game tucking neatly inside the table when not in use. I’ll give you a game on it tomorrow – you’ve had far too much to drink to play now. And what’s with the Dutch accent?”